How a (False?) Flag Debate and a

Rent-a-Prime-Minister Assisted New

Zealand in Relinquishing its Sovereignty

The candidates in New Zealand's follow-up
rent-a-Prime-Minister flag referendum (please vote below)
The candidates in New Zealand's follow-up rent-a-Prime-Minister flag referendum
(please vote below)

Chances are that unless you live in or are from New Zealand (or perhaps Australia), that you didn't hear much, if anything, about New Zealand's recent referendum on whether or not to replace its 114-year-old flag. To be honest I found its flag a bit odd when I first visited ten years ago (to WWOOF for a year), and not just because it has a Union Jack on it. For while being blue with a Union Jack in the top-left corner, the only difference between it and the Australian flag is that it has four red stars instead of six white stars. Being Canadian it's not as if I had anything invested in the outcome, but when I heard last year that New Zealand's flag might be replaced, I was rather pleased to hear so. But naïve me, what I didn't clue into was how a mere flag change could be a smokescreen for more pressing matters.

First off, there was never any debate on whether or not Kiwis even wanted to replace their flag in the first place, and on top of that, the two referendums on the flag change were scheduled rather ass-backwards: instead of initially being queried on whether or not they even wanted to change their flag, the first referendum (in November and December of 2015) asked Kiwis which alternative flag out of four (then five) they preferred, while the second referendum (held March 3rd to 24th) asked Kiwis whether they wanted to adopt the flag that won the first referendum or stick with the one at hand.

Secondly, although the $26-$30 million price tag for the whole venture wasn't exactly a huge sum of money in comparison to the wads of cash that get thrown around (and conjured out of thin air) nowadays, it was, and is, a large enough sum when one considers that 305,000 Kiwi children are said to live in poverty, and that charities are reporting a huge increase in homeless pregnant women.

But in my opinion, that all pales in comparison to what I see as the rather abhorrent comment made by New Zealand's Prime Minister, and former high-financier, John Key:

In the end you have to say, what price do you put on democracy where people can genuinely have their say on a matter that is actually important?

Now, I suppose that John Key (recently named the finest actor of his generation) and I may have some differences in where our opinions and priorities lie, particularly in regards to the secretly negotiated Trans-Pacific Partnership Agreement (TPPA) which in February was signed by twelve Pacific Rim governments over in Auckland. Because the fact of the matter is that Kiwis were given no democratic opportunity to grant their yay or nay upon passage of the TPPA, something I would have also thought deserving of Key's description as "a matter that is actually important." Are we to presume then that Key believes that a cutesy flag is more important to New Zealand than matters that pertain to its economic future? Of course not. Truth is, and as the evidence appears to show, John Key has very little interest in the opinions and concerns of the general populace when it comes to matters of genuine importance.

So contrary to first impressions, I'm now seeing plenty of reasons for decrying what in all appearances was likely a diversionary flag debate whose purposes were to placate and distract New Zealand's populace from matters with actual importance, and specifically from the TPPA. Having said that, I was pleasantly surprised to continually see that poll after poll determined that more than 50% of Kiwi voters consistently stood against the flag change, followed up by the final announcement that the prospective flag had been defeated in late March by a vote of 56.6% to 43.2%.

Why did it get defeated? From what I heard and read, (a) some people simply liked the current flag, (b) some people fought for the current flag and wanted to keep it, (c) the referendums and changing of the flag were seen as a waste of resources, (d) the flag change was seen as nothing but a vanity project by opposition politicians (and others), and (e) the flag "debate" was a blatant instance of New Zealand's Prime Minister holding the people in contempt, calling a flag referendum an example of actual democratic importance while denying Kiwis the opportunity to vote on matters of their economic future (the TPPA).

In front of the Beehive (Parliament's Executive Wing)

Moreover, the TPPA was, and is, an excellent exercise in getting Kiwis to relinquish their sovereignty, which is by no means an exaggeration. In early January a lawsuit was filed in US federal court by TransCanada Corporation over the United States' rejection of the Keystone XL pipeline. Claiming that the pipeline permit denial was "arbitrary and unjustified," legal action was also filed under the North American Free Trade Agreement (NAFTA) through which $15 billion in damage is being sought as part of the claim ($3 billion for the denied pipeline and the rest as compensation for expected future profits).

In front of the Beehive (Parliament's Executive Wing)

In other words, and much like NAFTA, the TPPA "trade agreement" would work to divulge the rights of citizens and the sovereignty of their nations, in favour of multinational corporate profits and interests. If a multinational corporation dislikes the outcome of a government's decision, then it heads over to an extrajudicial, investor-state tribunal (as allowed under NAFTA) to extract its "lost" profits, which might as well just be called blackmail. That is if things ever get that far, since governments may very well hesitate from undertaking such things as environmental reform out of fear of being sued.

Thanks to the TPPA, this is just one kind of unfortunate situation that New Zealand (and other signees) will undoubtedly face down the road if it chooses to make a decision in defiance of a multinational corporation.

So although I – an outsider who rather likes New Zealand – initially welcomed the idea of a new New Zealand flag, the whole escapade soured on me rather quickly. And to add flame to the fire (or contempt to the contemptuousness), John Key was even spotted at the TPPA-signing wearing a lapel pin of his preferred flag (the failed contender) before the final referendum had even been held. As one columnist properly put it,

Until the March referendum decides otherwise, the Prime Minister needs to set his personal feelings aside and respect our current flag. This week, Mr Key stood in front of the world as New Zealand's representative. He was representing you and me on that stage. Except his insistence on wearing a flag, that hasn't been selected by me or you, meant he didn't represent us at all.

It pays to be the Wall-Street-crony rent-a-Prime-Minister
(image by Mahinda Rajapaksa)

Which brings up a fair question: If New Zealand's Prime Minister doesn't represent the people of New Zealand, who does he represent? Considering that a bunch of my Kiwi mates have their suspicions that John Key was tapped on the shoulder by his Wall Street cronies (Key used to work for Merrill Lynch and then the Federal Reserve Bank of New York) to run for New Zealand's top office so that favourable neoliberal policies could be more easily implemented, I find it rather ironic for him to have dismissed protesters outside the Auckland TPPA signing as a "rent-a-crowd" and as part of a "rent-a-protest." Because from an outsider's perspective, and as far as I can tell, all appearances seem to indicate that what New Zealand currently has is actually little more than a rent-a-Prime-Minister.

It pays to be the Wall-Street-crony rent-a-Prime-Minister (image by Mahinda Rajapaksa)

To be fair though, it's not as if one can expect New Zealand's opposition party to behave any differently towards the TPPA, and not just because the opposition leader stated that his party won't pull out of the agreement if elected into power. Regardless, while John Key went ahead and made it clear that "If we don't change [the flag] by the middle of March next year, we're not changing for 50 or 100 years," I say that while having successfully nixed its recent flag change attempt, it'd now be an equally great accomplishment if Kiwis did what they could to ditch their crony-capitalism-doting rent-a-Prime-Minister (who plans to run again in 2017) for someone else who would send New Zealand off in a slightly different handbasket for what one hopes will be just a temporary hellish TPPA sojourn.

To cap it all off, nothing of what I've written implies that I'd be forever against New Zealand (or even Australia) changing its flag, just that any attempt would have to be under completely different circumstances, and with less of a hokey looking beach towel alternative that essentially replaced the Union Jack with the logo of New Zealand's most famous sports team.

Nonetheless; seeing how the opportunity for a new flag won't be seen for another 50 to 100 years (or so John Key coyly threatened), how recent findings have shown that Canada, not China, is actually the largest foreign direct investor in New Zealand (at 22%, followed by China at 14%, the US at 13%, and Australia at 11%), how John Key acquiesced to the TPPA deal and abided in selling out New Zealand to multinational corporations, and how Key had a desire for a new flag with a silver fern on it, I figure that an honourary and follow-up four-flag referendum, dedicated to John Key, the rent-a-Prime-Minister, would be most appropriate.

So without further ado, and in order of their investment, the new candidates in New Zealand's third flag referendum (seen at the top of this post, and which you can left-click or tap for a larger version) are:

  1. The New Canada
  2. The In Obeisance to Our Up-and-Coming New Colonial Overlords
  3. The Fern-Spangled Banner

And finally,

  1. The Forget the Stupid Silver Fern, Can We Pretty Please Just Be a Part of Australia?

If you've got a Twitter account, and seeing how this round of voting is not restricted to Kiwis, please go ahead and select your favorite candidate in New Zealand's third flag referendum, and then be sure to check back next week for the follow-up post crowning the Rent-a-Prime-Minister Flag winner.

Note: It was recently revealed by the New Zealand Herald that

Prime Minister John Key was the star guest at a private fundraising lunch for the Change the Flag lobby group in a last-ditch bid to raise cash from wealthy Chinese donors who supported a flag change.

As the article then went on to reveal, some of the (Chinese) attendees "wanted the Union Jack gone from the New Zealand ensign," and "the events Mr Key attended allowed [Change the Flag] to send a pamphlet to 500,000 homes around the country." This all followed the rather strange occurrence where New Zealand apples being distributed in China several months before the second flag referendum, and during the first flag referendum, were emblazoned with images of one of the five (initial) finalists.

Taking that all into account, and in true John Key fashion, let me then give away that in this third flag referendum, I've got a certain little hankering for that mighty fine looking red and yellow flag.



Update 01/07/2016: Oh yeah, the third flag referendum. Turns out all of this blog's readers voted (and one of them twice apparently), so as the referendum turned out to be a dud (and a three-way tie at that), I declare no winner. But for those who really want, you can get a high-quality EPS copy of the New Canada flag here and of the In Obeisance to Our Up-and-Coming New Colonial Overlords flag here. Go wild.


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As an aside, I happened to be in New Zealand last year on the day when its largest TPPA protests occurred. I reluctantly attended, my reluctance stemming from not being a big fan of these protest events. One reason for my reluctance is that these protests never acknowledge limits to growth: there was lots of hemming and hawing about how the TPPA would cause prices of medicines and such to increase by so and so amount of dollars, but never did I hear people questioning the ramifications that a post peak oil world would have on the viability of fossil-fueled health care systems in the first place. Secondly, the narcissism never fails to appear at these things, and on this occasion one of the three speakers hailed from New Zealand's television industry. The speaker proceeded to bemoan the fact that the only Kiwi-made TV show anyone can name is Shortland Street (which I gather is New Zealand's equivalent to Sesame Street), along with the silly notion that television has something genuine to do with a people's culture. Thirdly, as the event was winding down, a part of the crowd decided to break through the barriers and storm the Bastille (we were right in front of the Beehive, New Zealand's parliament building), and so not having much of a taste for all that role reversal stuff I decided to casually turn my back and walk away.

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Note #1: Apologies for my disappearance from this From Filmers to Farmers blog, but I had an unfortunate mishap occur that didn't allow me to post to the site. That's fortunately now out of the way, and I'm finally back to regularly unscheduled posting. Enjoy!
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Note #2: I'm resetting the comments script, meaning everybody's first comment will need approval, and once done, all other comments will be pre-approved (and I hope that fixes the problem that one person is having with pre-approval not working for them). And as long as you don't mention viagra, Gucci bags, or Gucci bags full of viagra, then you shouldn't have problems with the spam filter.

As well, the Website field (where your name is linked to the URL of your choice) is acting up, so that's removed until I can debug the problem, or until the next version of this commenting script is released.

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Allan! You're back!! What kept you! Peak oil has gotten so bad, that peakers are now trying to define it as both higher production and low prices forever!! Good thing none of the bad stuff everyone was envisioning back when you left came to fruition!

Now, how has life in New Zealand been, otherwise known as "when you depend on the Chinese for your economic health, you get what the Chinese want to give you"...something similar to what the Europeans learned about Russian natural gas, until the US came along and began to help out. Any way we can help out the Kiwi's as well, with the US's abundant resources?

http://oilprice.com/Energy/Energy-General/European-Natural-Gas-Prices-Collapse.html
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Johnny: Sure, New Zealand is somewhat dependent on China to keep growth going, but so is Australia and others. Kiwis are a rather resourceful bunch being so separated from the rest of the world (as I see it), so although resource shortages will hit them as they will everybody else, I imagine they'll pull through better than most (as far as that goes).

And "the US's abundant resources"? I see you're continuing to enjoy the party while the bottom of the barrel gets scraped, eh?
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Perhaps you missed the newest expectations of the experts, but the US is on course to become a net energy exporter in 2018 according to the EIA. Nothing like some happy news in the western hemisphere to offset the slowdown in the Chinese economy and the other economies that slow down with it.

But more about you, you really weren't just gallivanting around in Kiwi land to be a protester were you? Learn anything new about farming, or make any great breakthroughs for the film industry, or at least had a jolly good time traveling and experiencing this post peak world where cheaper fuel prices have been the norm since you took a break?
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Johnny: Yeah, I suppose if you pay attention to all the industry shills who spout whatever is needed in order to keep stock prices from bursting and the masses happy, then yeah, everything's peachy keen I suppose. Saudi America is what they call it I think.

Take a look at those who don't take payoffs to recite the required scripts and you'll get a different picture though. Peak Oil Barrel is a good example. According to Ron, US supplies are hitting their second peak right about now.

And no, nothing that exciting for me this time in Kiwi-land. Just a lot of time spent at various libraries.
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EIA? Industry shills? They were the ones busy UNDERESTIMATING the shale revolution previously, and the people who pay them are the taxpayers of the US. Fortunate indeed that they are no payoffs involved at all. Perhaps you are unfamiliar with their mandated objectivity, political independence and ability to predict current global oil and liquids production today, from a decade ago!! Talk about a track record compared to peakers! A decade ago peakers thought peak had already happened!! Oops.

Anyway, peak oil barrel is Ron, and he was one of those forced to flee The Oil Drum when those involved began to be the punchline of jokes at professional meetings, Ron had no fear in this regard, not being one of those professionals, but even you know Allan that recycled bad ideas is just recycling bad ideas, be they from the Oil Drum, Malthus or Ehrlich. As best I can tell Ron doesn't even understand or utilize the most basic price and demand responses in any of his work, perhaps one of the reasons why the real professionals and experts at the EIA didn't fall for the last peak oil claim Ron was involved in? Talk about generating some street cred there, when everyone was screaming peak, they held their ground. And were right. That isn't proof of shiillery, but competence. I think all the peakers have been discredited in this regard at this point.

But some are being pretty funny, did you know Gail, another refugee from the implosion of TOD, is trying to make the point that peak oil is now about more production and low prices? I know, talk about crazy!!

But I'm road tripping the US this holiday weekend, with gasoline prices the cheapest they have been in a decade. If this is peak oil, all I can say is PLEASE SIR!!! CAN I HAVE SOME MORE!!!
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Johnny: All I hear is a one-trick-pony repeating the same thing over and over again. This blog (and this post) touch on much more than oil supplies, but that's all I ever see you commenting on, and all you do is re-hash the same, staid oil arguments, and if you want to see my replies to them, go back and read my replies to your previous comments.

This time, however, you've thrown in Malthus and Ehrlich, solidifying yourself as a cornucopian that I take it doesn't believe in limits. Unless, that is, you do believe that oil supplies will in fact peak at some point in the future, but that's something that you've repeatedly refrained from confirming. How about it Johnny? Care to enlighten us as to what year or decade or century or millennium or eon you think oil supplies will peak, or would that be too much reality for you?
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Allan, you are right, Ron is a bit of a one trick pony, peak yesterday, peak today, peak tomorrow. But we can't hold that against him ALL the time can we, once in the pile with the crazies, always in the pile with the crazies.

My views on Malthus and Ehrlich don't indicate cornucopia, as a ex-scientist I am all about empirical data and hypothesis, and noting that the data they used to draw wrong conclusions is nothing more than a factual observation. You are aware that the world didn't collapse the way they hoped for, right? You have grown up, based on your age, in the time of mass starvation and dieoff and the sun being blotted out by pollution, if you buy into Ehrlich's conclusions. Can you explain how he can be both someone who's opinions are worthy of consideration, based on your personal experience with these horrors? Or...could you not find these horrors any more than the rest of us...thereby proving my point as to the validity of his conclusions?

As far as peak oil timing, it is irrelevant, because peak oil is only one variable of a 2 variable equation, and they move in relation to each other. Here is an expert, a real expert mind you (not the kind of circular logic of oil-amateurs apply to only supply issues) who makes quite the point that you are focused on the wrong side of that equation. Based on my personal experience with transitioning to the new transport world, I would venture she has it far more correct than any reference you are familiar with.

Your system won't allow me to post the link, but stop in at resilience.org, look up Amy Jaffe and peak demand, try and think about this topic rather than just repeating what you've learned from oil-amateurs and bloggers with zero experience with the trifecta of specialties required to grasp these issues, to whit engineering/technology, geology and economics.
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Johnny: The system won't let you post a link? You do it the same way you did it three comments ago. Ctrl-V.

In regards to answering your questions, I'll do so as soon as you have the courtesy to answer my previously stated question first, and without the ad hominem sillyness, and without hiding behind the notion of "peak demand." As I stated in the previous comment, "what year or decade or century or millennium or eon you think oil supplies will peak?," regardless of the so-called "peak demand." Unless you think oil supplies will increase in perpetuity.

And by the way, from what I can tell, Ron does occasionally venture into topics other than that of peak oil. On the other hand, even though this blog has broadly touched on topics such as beekeeping, agriculture, multiculturalism, money-creation, politics, film and television, humand waste, and much more, the only thing you've ever commented on is peak oil. Regardless, I feel honoured that having such passion about that one and only topic, you actually feel it worthy of your time to come back to this site over and over again to try and console yourself by stating the same tired points over and over again. I must be doing something right, eh!
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Knowing how to post a URL wasn't the problem, i was given an error message "word is too long" and it just wouldn't allow the post. Until I removed the link.

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