So back in early-February I was working away on a post that reviewed a recently-released flamethrower (no, I'm not kidding), only to have the post expand so much that I realized I needed to break it up into two or three parts. On top of the delays piling up on each other I then noticed that a book I'd been waiting for had just been released, a book which necessitated immediate reviewal. So I put aside the flamethrower review and got to work on the book review, but now this post has become so ridiculously large that I'll be lucky if I even get it finished by the end of April. Anyhow, late-April you'll either see the book review go up or an update to this message. Following that I'll get to work on breaking up and completing the flamethrower review.